I'm fat and my name is Chuck,
On one TV channel I'm stuck.
I cannot roll over,
To reach my controller,
So I'm farting and hoping for luck.
A contest entry
- By the hammer of Thor!!! I need to laugh!!! by Mykeee.
450 points, ended September 19, 2007, 12 entries
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Please tell me what you think
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I wish I might put this on Poetry Planet...
BUT, my editor won't let me publish the word "fart." I did that once, and she said it was not poetic and she did not want complaints. I think "fart" is TONS of poetic and your poem proves it.
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You're fat and your name is Chuck?
Sounds like you're shit out of luck
For you tried to roll over
and squashed your dog rover
Now your crack barks like some crazy f*ck
that's all i have to say
I'll close the door on my way out
galfalfa
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HAHA! good one!
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Came to your page for some laughs... YAY!
Good one. "Nice" picture.
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HAHA, I knew the smell would soon drift your way. Thanks for the visit!
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LMAO!!! channel surfing by fart blast!! Yeah ya got me
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lol. This is a great limerick. The rhyme is great. Good luck in the contest.
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So... if Chuck wanted to go channel surfing, he'd
have to eat a gigantic bowl of beans? just checking
for future reference... OH... this couldn't of been
funnier if I'd of farted it out myself!!!!!!!!
and tell Chuck best of luck... laurie
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well done ;-) where is your phone to call delivery?????
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I have never written a limerick.
I must try! You have inspired me with your very funny poem! Jeez, you are so good at this!
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