I pledge allegiance to the push-up bra
you make breasts perky, and without flaw
Without you, they wiggle and jiggle with fright
they drip and dangle from the left to the right
they shiver and quiver all the way to the ground
they smack me in the face when I turn around
they bobble and bounce as though square dancing
like a bellydancer they can be entrancing
But still yet it is impossible to stand tall
when these jugs want to do the army crawl
so thankyou for keeping the twins in place
without you I would need a back brace
A contest entry
- ~Shining Underwear~ by Teddibly Abnormal.
600 points, ended September 20, 2007, 15 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Humor by C.I.M.A Punk.
500 points, ended January 5, 2008, 25 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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It's a very unique way to pay tribute to the push-up-bra but IMO it has worked.
Nice work and good luck.
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lol the imagery is more than my mind can bear
lol very funny and well done! congrats on the silver
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hahahah
it's so clever and reads soo like a pledge~ you should get a award for this. or have it Australia's next anthem after "Waltzing Matilda"~~
good luck
thanks for entering~
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Haha! This is hilarious!
"But still yet it is impossible to stand tall
when these jugs want to do the army crawl
so thankyou for keeping the twins in place
without you I would need a back brace"
I love this...this is one of my favourites in this contest...
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