I love to feel the power
of a tool,
but I am a powerless
fool.
As a rule
I can use a drill
but my shelves
don't stay up,ever,
I guess they never will.
I can make good use
of a saw,
I used one to open
my locked door,
what?
that is what they
are made for.
I've used a plane,
to unblock
my drain,
admittedly,
it never drained again.
I love everything
to do with tools,
I wish some one would
teach me the rules.
For now, I'll stick
to 'No More Nails',
this stuff never
ever fails.
A contest entry
- Tools by Melodies.
550 points, ended September 13, 2007, 3 entries
Gold trophy winner
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LOL brilliant x
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I am a fool with any tool.
Well, maybe that's not true. I am pretty good with eyeliner and mascara and a comb. 
Your poem is just so FUNNY! 
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hahahahahahahahaahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, i am splitting my sides michelle. haha you are just so whack clever funny you have everything hahahahaahahahahahhaha,, ilove it
huggles
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Pleased tohave put a wee smile on your face Peter, It's true though, I do love tools but I just can't seem to use them !lol
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