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Spork

The Spork that we worship today
Has a life story you may not know
From a male fork and a female spoon
A little young spork did grow

He was known as the great Dalai Spork
Renowned far and wide
He disappeared after he had a son
No one knows where he hides

His son is the Spawn of Spork
One of many, but he's the heir
He wouldn't be in charge today
But being oldest, was only fair

When you remember the Dalai Spork
Think of the Spawn that is now
And remember that new and different is good
But it gets to be old somehow.


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HAha, I might have to work on this one...pretty bad.

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  • Fulabeans
    May 22, 2009

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    Lmao!

    This is perfect, Amelia!

    I love Sporks! and now I know the story of how they came to be. I'll never look at a spork the same again.

    no matter to topic, you're poetry is always well put together and always flows well. You can take the most off the wall sujects and make great poetry with it. Funny, and still good.

    well done,
    -Dustin-


  • im only half empty
    January 28, 2008

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    Haha, a very cute poem! I like it a lot.

    There is a great flow and very few if any errors.

    Some points are kind of repative but in a good way.

    Over all great write.


  • Black Mamba
    September 18, 2007
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    Lmfao. This is so good!! Hahaha! SPORK. I am yet to see one. Though we have splades here, mebbeh the elder fornicated with a k-nife to produce splades? woot woot!
    Well fucking Mc-done! Grand work from you yet again!!

    MORE MORE!! ENCORE ENCORE!! ( I'm so lame -.-)

    hehehehe!! x x x

  • Zealous
    September 13, 2007

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    haha wonderful!! WONDERFUL!!!! Miss you my darling. Sorry I haven't been in touch... long time away from the internet tell Aletia that we all must have a big gathering... maybe at my new house when we move in. i don't know... anyway!! love to you!