Dance, Puppet!
What do you mean you can't?
Just because I nailed your foot to the floor
You can still spin around in circles
Speak, Puppet!
What do you mean you can't?
Just because I sewed your lips shut
Home Ec. class finally paid off!
Listen, Puppet!
What do you mean you can't?
Just because I cut off your ears
and blood is drowning your eardrums
Think of how much you'll save not having to buy earrings
Stand up, Puppet!
What do you mean you can't?
Just because I severed your leg at the knee
Don't have to match your socks now
Think, Puppet!
What do you mean you can't?
Just because I set your brain in a food processor on puree
Hell, you're still smarter than most people out there
Oh, Puppet!
What do you mean it hurts?
I didn't feel a thing.
Author notes
Inspired by Rob Zombie's characters, the Firefly clan, in House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil's Rejects.
A contest entry
- Sick and Twisted 7 by Acidanthra.
700 points, ended September 12, 2007, 16 entries
Honorable mention
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lol, hahahahha sounds like something i'd be saying...
this was wicked, and i could just see the blood pouring out, great imagery!
very funny, and very well pieced together poem!
great job, i enjoyed it very much
thanks for your entry and good luck
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Gruesome!
Very gruesome but i can see it all! A very halloween like poem! Great job and good luck in the contest!
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Wowzer
Mwhaaaa delightfully evil! Loved it all, best of luck!
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LMFAO, funny, i wikededed it. Its good. home ec....lol
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hhaaha
this is awesome! Made me laugh, GOOD LUCK TO YOU
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Genius.
I love those movies, and you have described the Firefly Clan perfectly.
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this is a good poem. I absolutely love sarcasm. great write!
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Thanks...sarcasm is one of my strengths lol
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Yes those are awesome movies. Hail Rob!! \m/
You did very well with this write. I love the sarcasm, imagery, and wording in this poem. You did an awesome job!!
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Zombie is da man!
Thanks for the HM, I wasn't quite sure how it would be perceived but it's all good
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How can I comment on how good this is, when it surely speaks for itself?
As we say where I come from...... BRAW!
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Frightening part is that I think this is only my most disturbing FOR NOW...there's more coming, I'm sure.
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