we woz so broake when i woz a kid at skoOL
coodent a ford evan two pay atent shon
i whent hoam wondaye and sed two mum
i got big guest Cocx in grayd free
Sheee sayd i shuD ave coz i woz fiff tein
yeeers olD i spenD besss free yeer of mi lyfe
iNn gray d wun did yooo no dAT
I doaN NO tha banned Filfy skrub BuRRs
Butt i fuk a sCruBber Or to ovA tha yeerz
sumtymE thEm cuMM then Suk mie peeniss
lyk a vAmp Pier anz I cumz two In theare
Mouse ann d dEn Day sWall oh i feelz gooody
Zen ize RigH tidIs 4 edonna sweAty LUv
Shezee nies shee iss one durr ifF shEe Liyc mEe
sheze shud liykmE MeE cuz eyEs reel LeE
gould in ze fArTy Sakcs
MuMMy sez Ize a gud Lava shee lyke 2 getz on Tops
MM m mmm yum meee
ooopz eyze gOTtA goE noew Gud bieZ
Author notes
Lumps of Dung Rox
A contest entry
- EDNAZ ILITERIT CONNTEST Cummon inn 'n inter it you kno U wana! by Edna Sweetlove.
420 points, ended September 15, 2007, 6 entries
Honorable mention
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550 points, ended February 6, 24 entries
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1200 points, ended March 19, 19 entries
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1750 points, ended March 17, 30 entries
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Good take on the oddness, but I did find it a bit hard to read >.<
Never mind that though.
Thank you for entering =]
Claire x -
Pretty funny at parts, almost completely unintelligible at others. I'd never actually seen a poem in sticky caps before, although you'd think that with all the rules against it there would be at least a couple floating around. Hurm.
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I thought this was what
you were after
it all makes sense
if you read it slowly LOL
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It made sense in a broad way, though some parts still... elude me.
Don't worry, though. This IS what I was after ; )
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i swear you were stoned when you wrote this, this is beri funi, i swearz, d tecs n d theme, so rare n mayd 8 worth my whole while, see i can do eets too, others are too uptight to get it or just too single minded to have fun. and wow some guy said you were insane haha makes it even more interesting to read u comentsz... veri wil done man, i for sure know u wer enjoyin writin this... as i has enjoyen ridin dis..
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Whadda ya mean mate
Ise rites lke dis all da tyme
glaD u likeyed it
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Hahah, it takes some serious skills to write like that. Cool job.
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No siklls jsut taht I
wrtie lkie taht all the tmie
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lol, that's cool.
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...haha...love it...phonetic writing always gets to me as amazing...it has an immature feel about it...like a family that lives in a certain area that develop local accents...reminds me of the poem half caste for some reason...haha...the innuendos are so nicely done...well done...I'll keep on reading it...
Oliver
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Thank you for this interesting entry in my contest.
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You are quite clearly completely insane. I see why it was written this way as it was entered into that illiterate contest, so I'm abiding that, and... erm... There's not really much to say except that you need some serious therapy.
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normally I would say that you are just my kinda people, there was only one real rule and you managed to break it.
I like the rebellious nous of that.
However: there are indeed kids who enter this contest and The material you submitted ( Though barely legible) is Adult oriented raunchy.
So with that said I would like to ask you to please remove this piece and enter another one, I do wish to see some other pre-written piece of yours in my contest, I am sure that if you have something this bad on hand there must be more where that came from.
and by the way please do not respond to this message as I wish you to remain anonymous and therefore eligible for the contest.
Thank you for your understanding in this matter and once again: Thank You for shopping at Wal-Mart.
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so sorry
I missed that rule
What a bummer lol
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ummmmmmmm not sure what to say, um it bit hard to read and not sure what your saying but um thanks anyway
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I am not even going to read this. I am just pulling it out of the contest for the way it is typed.
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I have to say that I was unable to understand this as the illiteracy was a little too forced and unphonetic.
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gee you are hard to please. I thought that was what u asked for
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Waht imaginsion. I did find it hard to read tho
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