Your name and age and numbers
(Security and phone),
Then check the box that says this:
"I'd like to be a drone."
"You must obey our dress code
And - rightly so - refrain
From drug abuse and language.
But you don't need a brain."
Complete a quick assesment
That's fifty questions long.
Then wonder at those questions -
All worded "wisely" wrong.
And then you'll need to ref'rence
Employers of the past.
The only problem is this,
What job did you hold last?
You've had no occupation.
This job would be your first
'Cause every job you've jumped at
Seems destined to be cursed.
And so you have completed
Another waste of time.
You'll never get a phone call
And never see a dime.
Please tell me what you think
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SUPER!
This is great! You've got the meter ABSOLUTELY NAILED!!! So glad I clicked! You have a great weekend!
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God... so so very true I love it baby girl! Keep your head up hun...you'll find your feet soon.
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This is pure genius, and so right on.
"Complete a quick assesment
That's fifty questions long.
Then wonder at those questions -
All worded "wisely" wrong."
--how much more true could that get?
"You've had no occupation.
This job would be your first
'Cause every job you've jumped at
Seems destined to be cursed.
And so you have completed
Another waste of time.
You'll never get a phone call
And never see a dime."
-hey, that's his/her life.
Lots of truth in this. Great work. Loved it.
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Wanted - Drones!
I am glad to see you put "humor" in there as a category as well. (twice!)
The job will come. Heck I would hire an intelligent person such as yourself at the drop of a hat. Do not waste time filling out applications. Give them a resume and try to speak to management. Don't let them place it in a stack under some counter.
Keep smiling. There is a job out there with your name on it. Maybe one of those cool vests or uniforms too! Jadon
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bravo
this IS funny and entirely too true... loved it... bravo... bravo... bravo ...
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aww, don't give up. Finding a job is difficult but somebody is bound to hire you at some point. Keep searching. These other jobs are just blind to not see they have a perfectly good employee in you.
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