I spend millions
For the billions
You'll puke away on my shit beer
Shove a lemon wedge
Reach that trendy edge
Be the short-bus audience for which I crave
Blatant plot holes
Gripping purple assholes
No one asks why we pay for endless potholes!
Those Towers mean fuck-all
Buy my flag stickers, ribbons, timely labeled
Mountain Dew plastic bottles
Damn
I fucking own
You all.
Please tell me what you think
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lmmfao tee hee the short bus lol



