Right so I was thinking like the other day that o.m.g I have been on Allpoetry.com for like what? 3 years, nearly 4 and I have created like...... 7 contests! 7? In nearly 4 years? Well my hunnis I thought that this was soooooooOoooo bad of me as I should like give more back to this amazing site that has changed my life. So I'm here holding my number eight contest for all of you babez.
So pick from the options below:
1. write about loving someone's orange glow stick that you can't have cos they are mean
2. write about an elephant that got caught in some barbed wire and was then saved by the magical monkey god
3. write about how brilliant I am at writing poetry using my name ILoVEMySeLf
Age restrictions
You must be between the ages of 8-25 or 27-59 or 61-177 to enter this.
have fun!
RULES
no swearing, erotica, love, passion, desire (unless it's to be like me of course!!!!), or those STiCkY CApS I see oh so often.
have fun!
oh and please check everyone of the words in your poem with an oxford handheld dictionary because I no the spellings our wright!
the poem has to have between 31 and 87 words in it with 47 lines and 706 letters.
points - 300 for gold and a shiny fake trophy
239 for silver and 34 for bronze!
love you all sooooo much
have fun!
Author notes
Thankyou for reading this!
A contest entry
- Create a Fake Contest Page by xxRainbowDawnxx.
300 points, ended September 22, 2007, 6 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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I loved the rules... Especially the word and line amounts, does really sound like some contests I've seen on here. The bad spelling the most, of course. I ask for people to use spell check, but I wont freak over it. I'm not the best speller, nor the worst. But these people don't even read English: Introduction to Basic Language - Chapter One: Cat, Dog and Bye. Great little laugh!
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lol , this was very good!
had to laugh i did this one...
3. write about how brilliant I am at writing poetry using my name ILoVEMySeLf
in my defense i was under extreme duress at that time lol really!!!
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Like this,it's funny
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