It's the most disgusting time of the year
Yes your kids they must vomit
and your spouse cant help but say
"just give them some beer"
It's the most disgusting time of the year
It's nas-nastiest season of all
where high fevers are screaming
and noses are sneezing
they blew out the wall
It's nas-nastiest season of all
It's the flegm-flegmingest time of the year
Yes I went to the drug store
for a cure which only brought more
symptoms to fear
It's the flegm-flegmingest time of the year
There'll be wheezing, and hocking
green lugies that mock me
singing great tides of woe
there'll scary ghost stories
but a snot bomb's more gorey
oh no! its about to blow!
It's the most disgusting time of the year
There'll be tissues a blowing
If good for you's what you're knowing
then keep back with fear
It's the most disgusting time
It's the most disgusting time
It's the most disgusting time of the year
A contest entry
- for the weird and twisted sisters(or brothers for that mana) by JUGULAR vain.
578 points, ended September 21, 2007, 4 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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cute, cute. Like the 'wierdness' to this, found it amusing (what does that say about "my" mind?..lol)
Nice rhyme, read nicely, definitely had emotion and feeling to it.
Gave me my first smile this morning. Thanks.
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Oh, god!
This was so hilarious. Sort of like a roll around on the floor types of hilarious.
Totally awesome. I enjoyed it tremendously.
Thanks for the comment on my piece.
Kudos. -
ummmm
interesting?
it made me laugh at least...
very weird, which is the aim i think, so well done, you definitely got what you were going for lol -
good good
very musical LOL good wright though -
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i figured since i have a cold i may as well write a song about it
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