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what diet inc. forgot to tell you

pulling as many diet pills as they can off the shelves
not knowing that they are acctually killing them selves
they think they need to fit into the smallest size on the rack
when their body will never look like that
starving for a morsel of real food to stave off the pain
why are we told to go hungry to get skinny?
cuz that is what diet inc. want you to think.
your heart skips after you lose 5 pounds.
but when you cant hold your cravings any longer
its back to diet inc you somber
they are more than happy to sell you more pills
so why then does it all not work
the salads the pills the chunky drinks,
it really makes you stop and think
diet inc forgot to reveal its only your money they want to steal

Author notes

okay, i know my poem sucks, but when some one mentions diet...i think starving...i hate starving..i have starved before. it is not something people should make them selves go through. you know what will help you loose weight and feel great doing it? eating! thats right...eat! eat chicken..(not kfc...not cuz its grose, just cuz of the grease) eat healthy and eat as much as your body needs. and exercise. and if you say i dont have time! i will slap you! it takes 15 min a day to lift weights...lift you baby! lift your dog, push your couch! i dont care as long as you are exercising! i am not a nutritionist but...i did come across this awesome physical fitness trainer with the best hopes for people to feel good about eating and loose weight at the same time. food is not the enemy!!!!!! starving is! do a search on Susan Pewter and see what you find. good luck! and dont forget to eat eat eat!

~ love the rain ~

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  • Meyeryakov
    September 15, 2007
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    LOL

    Wow. Maybe Oprah or Star Jones should had read this poem? Maybe Rose-ann or the bony celebs of hollywood that use the classic hollywood diet to loose weight should have read this as well. Lol. Classicly funny. I'll remember to tell Weight watchers to simply get surgery next time. Awesome poem.

    Light peace and Zen,
    No-namer


    • rainy kisses
      September 15, 2007
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      =^^= it makes me smile to here from you. i have been having a shitty time lately and just reading your comments make my day brighter!!! thanks a million!

      ~ love the rain ~


  • Entwining Beauty
    September 8, 2007
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    Excellent poem powerful message good luck in my contest and thank you