I fried up a platter of chicken,
And served it fer supper last night.
The family ate all but one piece,
Which I saved for my snack tonight.
When I got to the fridge, it was empty,
What in the hell is going on???
There’s an empty carton of milk!
But my piece of chicken is gone!!
Now, who stole my piece of chicken???
Someone’s got some ‘splainin’ to do!
Don’t move till I get some answers!
I think there’s a thief among you!
I wanna see everyone’s teeth!
Mama take yours outta the jar!
And Owen, for you I mean tooth.
This time, someone’s gone too far!
Last time I checked, this was my house!!
Owen, sit your chunky butt down!!!!
That was MY damn piece of chicken!!
Now somebody’s runnin’ to town!
I been craving chicken all day!
Get your guilty tail out the door!!
Then head on down to the Coronal,
And get me a bucket of four!
And Owen, don’t forget the biscuits!
Or your butt, I will be kickin’!
I hope you’ve learned your lesson boy!
Don’t mess with a man’s piece of chicken!!!
A contest entry
- Make me laugh by lilblueeyesmine1978.
425 points, ended September 20, 2007, 37 entries
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Comments
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wonderfully written. thanks for entering. I have had this happen and as i can recall it was not funny at the time. thanks again for entering and good luck with the contest.
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Funny stuff, I love fried chicken, its my favorite food yummy. You really wrote a funny poem here, I liked it and enjoyed reading it. Keep up the great work.
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A fun piece...
A fun piece; it's never wise to mess with anyone's food. --Joe
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Ha, Ha! I loved it!!
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