Choices for the Moon Trip.
I only get to pick three things?
Seriously, that’s rather cruel.
My bag? My heels? My sunnies?
And my mobile’s kinda cool.
What about my body butter
to keep my skin damn sexy?
My lip gloss, combs and brushes
so my hair stays nice and flexy?
I cannot live without my chocolate
or my coffee or hot cocoa.
I can’t survive without TV;
my DVD player and stereo.
What about my car? Can I take my car?
I love my tara the minda bus.
Poor ole tara would be shattered;
her spirit would be crushed.
So I can’t say family and I can’t say friends?
What about me doting fellas?
My kittens Clyde and Runt as well
or me shitsus: Scruffy and Carlos?
What about my gardens that I love?
‘Fact I want to take my home.
Can I take my puta to the moon
and use messenger if not my phone?
I just can’t choose what I wish to take
I want to take it all.
I want my friends and family (sob!)
and I want the shopping mall.
But if I have to make a choice,
then I guess that I would choose
my spa bath and my chocolate
and my closet full of shoes.
Am8ur September 7th, 2007.
Author notes
hmmmm there were 3 other things i thought maybe i shuld take but i thought i would behave myself
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750 points, ended September 14, 2007, 10 entries
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You may borrow my body butter
I will apply it for you
And every word that I utter
Will be essentially true
The three essentials that we lack
Won't matter on the moon
Cause with me you won't come back
Anytime real soon
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LOL (your author note) Yes, save those other three things for another contest because you might make Hugh blush!
Well I think I counted more than three. But moon men can't count so if you just say there's three you can actually take as many as you want.
Chocolate, good choice...I think after Moxie, chocolate bars might be my next choice.
Why do women like shoes so much? I never understood that...I mean, you only have two feet...unless you're tripodial or quadripedic or other word I just made up.
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we love our shoes so much cause they go so well with our hand bags
besides heels make our sexy lady legs even sexier unless you dont shave EEEK! i will share my chocolate if you share your moxie 
til
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Dear Am8ur,
Do what I am doing. I'm taking my own rocket ship and 3 things at a time. Coming back to earth and getting another 3 things. It will be costly but I want alot!!! I am determined to be as comfortable as can be, I also plan to share. Great write, very enjoyable to read. I got a kick out of it. Best of luck in the contest.
Hugs and love,
Petratani
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we could cut costs and share the rocket ship?
lol.
Til
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I enjoyed your poem but I'm wondering...would you really take your closet full of shoes?
Best of Luck in the contest!
Maureen
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TOTALLY!
you should see my super sized, super sexy shoe collection... i couldnt bare to leave wit out them, they are like my oxygen lol. i couldnt take my family or friends. i would love to take my house but i doubt it would fit on a space ship lol so my shoes will do lol.
Til
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Of course
You are right, we should be able to take what ever we want since we are going off to some unknown and remote place...between you and me we will have enough chocolate to go around and since you like coffee also I will be happy to sit and have a cuppa with you...I like mine nice and strong...I think catz is right...let the guys go with only one thing so we have room for all or our essentials..Hey, what's a girl to do..we need our stuff...good luck in the contest and have fun packing...
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Dear Cousin Am8ur.
Hi Til, how goes it? I heard of your lucky find from Aunty Joan. GOODONYA! Gee whizz! How're ya gonna get around the Moon with all those high heels on?
poor Tara has to stay at home. AWWWWWWW
The spa bath and chocolates sounds great though.
Line from your Cousin
Hine.
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maybe tara doesn't have to stay at home??? perhaps she doubles as my shoe closet
nah i would need two cars lol
as for gettng around the moon with my heels on.... i have the perfect plan i can still look super sexy in heels but to stop them from being ruined..... i could walk on my hands i have it all figured lol
Til
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Dear Grandawt,
They've decided to provide an extra craft
for women who are claiming they'd go daft
unless they are sllowed to take on board
all the essentials that they can afford.
It's not denied that you'd be lost without
that stuff you eat that keeps your figure stout
and all the creams and lotions and those bits
you need to rub into your face and tits
but as for taking Tara, your ole car,
we think that's maybe going a bit far
cause driving on the moon is rather rugged
and Tara's tires in no time would be buggered.
So leave her home and why don't you stay too
and just be a good girl for gwampa Hugh?
Gweat pome. G'luck in voting.
Luv ya in big hard lumps. Hugs and sloppy kisses XXX Hugh (R.)
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you want me to stay at home "LIKE A LOSER GOT NO FRIENDS!" and miss the party on the moon! I DONT THINK SO!
or will you be staying with me? i guess we could have ou own little party
.. keep it hush hush though we dont want hte other damsels finding out they could get quite nasty.
loves ya in big gooey globs
Til
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Now we at least know what your real priorities are... here's what I think... the guys should be allowed only one thing each... that way the gals could take more.
The guys could take a tv remote, a tv and a keg of Moxie. That's all they'd ever use anyway. and they can share it all.
Then the gals could take whatever they want to and really need... like shampoo, bubble bath, their pc and wardrobe, make-up, perfume, bon bons etc... and share it all with each other.
See, there's always a solution... oh, and did I mention the extra spaceship... yeah, that, too.
Good luck in the contest
Dee
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THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA!
i think that sounds more than reasonable. then i could bring all the bags to match my shoes i will let you share and then we could bring our giraffes, cats, spa baths etc. GLORIOUS! lol
til
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Hey Til,
GEEZE! They'd need a space ship just to carry all your things you want to take! NOW GIRL! How are you gonna walk on the Moon in all those high heeled shoes? And what about your favourite Giraffe, Are you gonna leave him home? Great poem though dear cousin.
Love Jen.
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yes it was a very difficult decision.... the shoes, the bags or the giraffe! whilst the giraffe and the bags were so sexy and all i just could NOT pass up the shoes
what can i say.... i am addicted to heels 
*hugs*Til
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WOW Til! You certainly have named a lot of things you'd want to take. It's hard to choose I must say just exactly what we'd need.
I know you love your shoes but they'd be hopeless up there on that rough surface, they be ruined in no time.
great poem though dear Niece And I applaud your choices.
Love A/J
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what? my shoes would be ruined! damn! i knew i should have taken the closet full of hand bags instead!
loves ya lots.
Til
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