What if I died
What if I went to Heaven
What if I met God
What if he was nice
What if we threw a party
What if we had shrimp
What if we had waiters
What if they wore gloves
What if they served watermelon
What if I ate it
What if I choked on a seed
What if I spit it out
What if it landed in God's drink
What if he said that that's okay
What if we got to talking
and I said what if I didn't die,
and guess what he said...
"What if"
