Congrats to You

I can't believe it finally happened
And I'm the first to say
Congrats (good job!) my love
Of this approaching birthday!!

I've never been this excited
Well, not in a long while
Where I get to wait and wait
Until I see that baby's smile

Dancing around we can laugh
And have fun because we always do
Try to decide which color is best
Pink or baby blue? (neither actually

)

I know for a fact
Beauty won't be a problem, no
Brains won't be either
But I really hope kid doesn't turn out a hoe (like YOU

)

Of course I'm only teasing
This is going to be so much fun
I only want to know -
A daughter or a son?

Author notes

I've got a lot of money on this, Alexis. *crosses fingers* Pick my date!!! LMAO

This is in honor of you and I knew it would make you laugh and since I love you so much I figured - we have just lost a friend and we could use a 'pick-me-up'

I love you!! I'm so happy for you I cried and laughed so hard at the same time and Stephen thought I was losing it completely He just stood there and said all fake-serious "Um, honey, start over I have no idea what you just said....Would you like a sedative?" - Oh jesus he is so fucking hilarious. I am SO obsessed with him it has to be unhealthy....maybe I'll make an appointment and we'll talk about it!!! LMAO

I love you! Enjoy!

Please tell me what you think

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By me, right now

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Lucifers Seductress
September 4, 2007

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Hahahahaa
*dies of laughter*

Oh my God! I can't believe you did this!! LMAO

I love it!! And your author notes made me practically pass out I was laughing so hard. You should seriously go make an appointment, that would be probably the most hilarious thing ever. EVER. Seriously...Ever.

I think we both really needed a good laugh and this was definitely hilarious. Especially where you called me a whore. Thanks, I love you too!!!

Thanks for making my day, NO my week! I love you I miss you!!!!

love,
Alexis