my mind was racing as he pulled up my dress
his hands on my thong
my hands on his chest
he explored a bit more and what did he see?
Not my beautiful ass but the blood from inside me
how could this happen?
ever confused as i
my tampon had failed me
now he knows its my time
i lifted my dress and to what horror did i find?
the tampon was frozen,it slipped out of my....
but how did it freeze?! i pondered once more
the guy still in shock, my tampon still on the floor
if you think it couldnt get much worse
that my tampon got frozen in my expensive gucci purse
well the story gets to be much much more
for those with weak stomaches
take heed...theres more in store
the dog now barges in
tail wagging, drooling galore
looks to what he thinks is a red popsicle
while i run for the door
you can only guess what happened next
we never talked again
frozen tampons...what a mess!





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