Yes, yes, happy birthday and all that.
Streamers, a parade, whatever you want.
However.
Let's not forget today truly represents
An anniversary of your coming in
Direct Contact,
Or perilously close to direct contact,
With your mother's anatomy.
So go meet
Her loving gaze on this glorious day
And think of her forbidden places which
Are not so
Forbidden to
You.
A contest entry
- Give Me Something Amazing by So Strange.
950 points, ended September 25, 2007, 18 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - give me some freaking humor---PLEASE by Viyanna Rosemarie.
650 points, ended September 25, 2007, 13 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Comedians Unite! by Stars of Hope.
500 points, ended October 8, 2007, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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umm ah ew! lol now ill never look at birthdays the same way again. I hope you're happy that you scarred me for life! lol! keep up the disturbing work.
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HA!
Birthdays!? Ha! Great job! Thanks for entering! *snicker* *snicker* Purdy cool! *snicker* *snicker* Good Luck!
Luv ya oodles!
Courtney -
i would like to thank you for entering this contest of mine for some humor. you certainly succeeded and i wish you well in the contest. i am looking forward to reading more from you in the near future. viyanna rosemarie
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this is a little weird but i see where it started and where you took it lol best of luck in the contest. be well and be blessed
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Well, this was a very weird piece, but in a way, it was definitely amazing, because the story of it was different... but I like different, so don't fret.
My favorite stanza was probably #1 because it was kind of weird, strange and all of the unique things.
Good luck in my contest! -
A very interesting and daring way of looking at it. Very original... and the first two lines made me smirk.
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