Mathematics of Life

Certain mathematics of life
A must to know for a happy life
We are always scared of mathematics
But can never be far from it
So, let just dig in & get started

The first chapter is few equations
That will lead you to understand
Important issues you have to face in a relationship
One, add a smart woman and a smart man
Your answer will reveal a great romance
Then add smart man and a dumb woman
You will have an affair in your hands
Now, when dumb man goes with smart woman
The answer is darn obvious, the end result is marriage
Now when dumb man and dumb woman
Come closer than ever, the result is clear, pregnancy

Now first chapter learnt
Let’s move ahead to next lesson
Today’s life is not only within four walls
But we have to earn a living at work place
That’s why accepting office arithmetic is equally important
Union of smart boss and smart employee equals profit
Union of smart boss with dumb employee
Equals in more production
Now dumb boss union with smart employee
Can get a much awaited promotion
Now, the finale equation
Dumb boss union dumb employee
Has the perfect answer of overtime.

When dumb man and smart woman have come together
It has resulted in bondage of marriage
The next question to addressed is
The first equation that results in happiness
A woman is always happy with her man
Once she learns to understand him whole lot
Without stirring too much of love portion

Now for you men out there
Here’s a little math question for you
How much do you understand your woman?
How much love you have in the equation?
Well in your case happiness will be yours forever
If you love her the most, above everyone
That will take care of you wanting to go out golfing
But never try to understand her
If you want to live a life of sanity

Through the lifespan
A man is dumb enough to pay twice the amount
For something he needs it
While woman is smart enough to pay half the cost
For everything she never needs
There are few differences between a woman & a man
To know them might just help you
Never to try understand her at any cost
Woman is worry freak until she finds a husband
While man lives worry free until ends up with a wife
The success meter of a man
Is the amount he brings in more than his wife can spend
While success story of a woman
Is finding and ending up with such a man

Further, propensity of change equation
Means a woman marries a man
With an unrealistic ideology
He will definitely change
While a man is foolish enough to idealize
The woman will not change after marriage
No wonder married man live longer
With lot more enthusiastic to die
Simply because of one reason
Woman gets to win every time
She gets the last word in the argument
If the man is foolish enough to say the next
It’s just a start of another argument

If all your known smart women
Have found their successful dumb men
Your aunts come poking in the weddings
Saying you’re the next one
That can be real irritating
Start poking in their ribs in the funerals
Say the same - you're next
This is tested experiment
To stop that from happening

Now live happily ever after
This is the last chapter
Now you know the mathematics of life
Let woman have the last word
Don’t argue when you know you’re the loser

Well at the end I only want to let you know
This book is only for the eyes of a smart woman
Who needs the medicine of laughter
And if you being a man can handle this
You’re the smart one
With good sense of humor
Every woman is looking for

Just enjoy life
Be a dumb man
And unite with smart woman
For it’s true, man and woman are perfect for each other
They can’t live with nor can they live without each other