R.I.P.
Here lies mountaineer Jack Vansant~
slide off a mountain and down he went~
I heard him yell,"grab the rope!"~
but I didn't, I'm not a dope!~
Here Lies Josh Ma Gosh,
Killed because he wouldn't wash.R.I.P.
Here Lies Thomas Hail,
Killed while braking out of jail.R.I.P.
Here Lies Norma Brooks,
Killed because she could not cook.R.I.P.
Here Lies Sharon Moore,
Killed because she always snored.R.I.P.
Here Lies Suseann Lime,
Killed because she couldn't rhyme.R.I.P.
In a list
A contest entry
- Epitaphs by montiebatmom.
425 points, ended September 16, 2007, 7 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Looks like you guys were having fun in the cemetary with this contest! Hugs, ♥ Belle
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Funny almost like a walk through an old burying ground...
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LMAO!!
That'll teach 'im!! Though, I'll never go hiking in the mountains with you! 
This is adorable, my friend. Still chuckling... 
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The title of this poem is just so intriguing...It was to hear that EChooo as poor Jack slipped down that steep mountain-top. Remind me never to go mountain-climbing with you Girl!!!
Good luck in the contest!
Jo
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Well NoJo. Jack claimed to be the expert. ha! Thanks, and you my friend,I'd of grabbed the rope for.
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Clever wordplay, Suseann!
peace
doug
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Funny! Great job.
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LOL
This is precious!! Poor Jack indeed. Thank you so much for your entry and good luck in the contest...may your luck be better than Mister Vansant's.LOL
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haha. very cute
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funny
Such a funny tale, said with wit ; a piquant satire.
Wonerful humor...Poor Jank Vasant ..if only he's know when it was his last mountain.
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Hahahahaha! The last line is hilarious, I love this, and the picture is so cute. Poor Jack Vansant ^_^
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