Egg Timer

Toss that egg timer away, you take the same time
To make love to me, you are so quick, its a crime
Half the time, you are over before we begin
You shoot off your load, before its properly in
I was told you were the best, in these United States
What a bloomin` lie, no wonder a woman masturbates
I thought you were amazing, you would move heaven and earth
Sadly I was mistaken, I`ve found out what you`re really worth
To top it off, and to prove that you really are a creep
Soon as you are finished, like an old dog, you go to sleep
How come, since we`ve been married, you`ve forgot what to do?
Have you really forgotten, that women like to orgasm too?
You were amazing once, now you are not at all, any fun
Most times you have cum, before my two minute noodles are done
If you were to take viagra, would your erection be a bit stronger?
Because I`m frustrated here, please try to last a little longer
I`d rather go without, I`d rather be a masturbator
I get far more pleasure, from my faithful vibrator
If you don`t improve, nowhere near my sweet pussy, will you get
I`m not here, just to carry your semen from our bed to the toilet
Honey, it would be good, if just on the odd occasion
You could do something about, that awful pre ejaculation
Coz if you don`t, you pethetic little man
You will have to, take yourself in hand
While you are doing that, I`ll go out and try my luck
Find myself a real man, one that knows how to really fuck