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thank god for perkins

if there is one thing we can never agree on
it would be food

i like my palate to be pleased
tingled by untraditional treats,
indulged with the basics of quality

she likes the processed mystery presents
bedded in plastic packaging,
all-american edibles and snacks

i think she's picky,
she calls me a hippie

when its our turn to choose
where to eat this afternoon
there's an audible groan
(this is gonna take a while)

i hate everything burger king and mcdonalds
she won't eat anywhere without chicken strips
perkins, however, is perfect
(though i'm not supposed to agree)

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Lame, yes, but its practically an autobiography

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  • bat-bogey
    September 1, 2007
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    hah i love you