i had the paper read to me today.
heard, that story about that
senator who could not keep
his foot in his own stall in
the bathroom..
then i find out its a code
for Hey, you want to do
the nasty.
billy bob was so drunk
i thought his feet were spread
because he was trying to shit
and throw up at the same time.
guess i am going to have to go
kick billy bob's ass.
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hillbillies ain't dumb.
we just
trust you until you prove
you are stupid.
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hillbillies change their
underwear
after every bath.
or at least
wait for them
to dry before
they put their
pants on.
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hillbillies only wear long johns
in winter now.
we got this
new place called Wal Mart
that sells boxers
and briefs.
I read the Labels.
it must
be owned by China.
i dont know what
state it's in but
everything they
sell comes from
there.
China, ain't that a nickname
for Chicago, think cousin
Ernie said .....
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smile.
A contest entry
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1000 points, ended September 23, 2007, 30 entries
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lol this was great
your to much
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SMILE!!
Fantastic, this is so well done, a very simple yet complex piece of your mind, strewn across the paper in all its glory, Thankyou for a wonderful entry, keep up the good work and good luck in this contest,
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ha ha ha this was great
tell it like it is
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hey random they are thoughts yeah think that is what people with intel...eee.... gents.....do ..hang one got a message coming in
if i sit and count my toes and see if i do have any thumbs ...thank you bill hicks...then i guess the hills and the bills can have random thoughts....Nicely penned....
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