I can't believe I've done it,
I've only gone and won,
I got every single number,
Now it's time to have some fun,
Two weeks in the Seychelles,
A new Mercedes Benz,
A whole designer wardrobe,
And treats for all my friends,
I need to phone my parents,
My brother and sister too,
And Uncle Harold, cousin Jim,
Oh and also Aunty Sue,
I can't see for crying,
The tears just will not stop,
My legs have gone all wobbly,
I think my heart 's about to pop,
I don't think I can take it,
Seeing my numbers on TV,
While I'm sitting on the sofa,
With last weeks ticket on my knee,
I can't believe it's happened,
I've screamed words that shouldn't be said,
I forgot to buy my ticket,
So I'm not rich I'm skint instead,
All my dreams are shattered,
No luxury life for me,
And I won't stop playing lotto,
Because I want that spending spree!




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