One day at school
I got in a fight
with the meanest bully in school
I started talking to her and I told her
Lets start this fight Sherlie
Hey you know I hate my name
ME: Remember it ain't over until the fat lady sings OOOPPSS i didn't mean to bring yo momma into this
Her: Oh no you didn't
Me: Oh yes I did
Her: Okay then well YO MOMMA so dumb she put a peep hole in her glass door
Me: Oh yeah well yo momma so fat that I drove my car around her and i ran out of gas
Crowd: OOOO Girl you just gonna take that
Her: No listen to this Yo momma so fat that she has her own tailor
Me: Thats nothing check this out.Yo momma so gassy that the beans worship her
Crowd: Oh now thats cold dawg
Her: well then lets just take this to the next level
Me: Oh its on! YO MOMMA GOT A HOLE IN HER PANTY HOES , SHE GOT NASTY OLD BOOGERS GOING DOWN HER NOSE! WORD!!!!!! beat that!
Her: okay well YO MOMMA IS-
Principle: Children what are you doing
Me: BYE BYE
Crowed: what she said
Principal: Sherlie what happend
Sherlie(BULLY) : Nothing mommy
Honorable mention
Gold trophy winner
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