Oh, husbands when you're in a bind
Commit this little song to mind
It possibly could save your life
Whenever you've enraged your wife
You've done it now
Her nostrils flared
Her eyes afire
You're really scared
There's only two things you can do
To keep her from destroying you
Head for the hills, or mention chocolate
When you've irked your wife
Head for the hills, or mention chocolate
It might save your life
So, beat your feet up and down the street
Or speak of a treat that is really sweet
Head for the hills, or mention chocolate
When you are dead meat
Oh, chocolate babies, a chocolate kiss
And chocolate puddings tasty bliss
Chocolate cream pies, tollhouse cookies
And doble-dark-fudge-chunk-German-chocolate-brownies
you've done it now
She's in a dream
No longer looks
Like she will scream
There's only two things you can do
To keep her from destroying you
Head for the hills, or mention chocolate
When you've irked your wife
Head for the hills, or mention chocolate
It may save your life
So, beat your feet up and down the street
Or mention a treat that is really sweet
Head for the hills, or mention chocolate
When you are dead meat
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A song with a kind of "Alice's Resteraunt" feel to it.
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finally, I catch up with you, and what a trip too, stopped off in all the shops along the way, looking for a munchie, and what do I find, empty shelves, not a damn piece of chocolate anywhere, and why, ? huh, you've gave it all away instead of taking to the hills. Ah well, I suppose if you gave them roses they'd just hit you with them anyway.
Great sing-a-long for a lonesome bar me thinks,,and if the bar tender starts stocking chocolate, then he's onto a winner. Have you patented this idea or what..
Nice to finally meet up my friend,, even if I am still hungry.
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Are We ... hahahaha
really this simplistic, PerV. Perfect words which came together to compose this perfect song. Wow. lol
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Great job on this one my friend! I love it! and you know this should have been on here a week ago. Hubby and I had a huge fight! And well, things are ok now, but this might have been a good one for him to see! LOL. Great job!!!!!
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aww... this is so cute. Perfect rhyme and meter for a song well done
Love,
Amera♥
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This had a great flow to it. The only thing is what if a woman either doesn't like chocolate or is allergic to it? Cacao beans? Anyway, good write.
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