I wrote a letter to a star
And she responded from afar
Relaxing with my weed in bed
I wrote back to her again
Email soon became our thing
As she would tell me everything
She had a concert in my town
Invited me to be around
In her dressing room we met
Getting ready for her set
Many things went on outside
While in her own room we did hide
We talked about her loneliness
And of my lust I did confess
I gave advice to Britney Spears
Then made her laough away her fears
She said I made her feel so nice
She'd have to pay me back tonight
I sat so still in disbelief
As Britney knelt before my seat
She slid her hands up in my thighs
Excitement couldn't be disguised
Pulling down my pants a bit
Used her tongue and then her lips
Sensing me about to cum
Started lifting her head up
That's when I grabbed Britney's hair
And for a second held her there
My first shot hit her vocal chords
She quickly spit it on the floor
The DNA that I had lost
Wet her lips just like a gloss
"Showtime!" yelled a voice outside
She ran away with no goodbye
Reviews came out on the next day
"Her hair was teased, her lips were glazed"
"Before she got out her first note
Three times she had to clear her throat!"
I woke up dizy from this dream
Just me, some weed, and a gleam
When I'm stoned they seem so real
And there's still something that I feel...
I moved my hand down to my crotch
And felt a big wet sticky spot
In a dream that seemed too clear
My best oral, was Britney Spears
A contest entry
- "Oooops I Did It Again"-Britney Poetry by xXLucid-CatalystXx.
486 points, ended September 3, 2007, 5 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Just for laughs only
Comments
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Amazing
Very funny. Weed is one hell of a drug hahaha
Good luck. I loved this poem x -
Okay, I think you got a little too excited here yourself... or perhaps it was the weed.
I did notice a few minor spelling errors that you may want to look at when you get a free moment.
In the eighth stanza, the second line... "Then made her laough ( should be LAUGH) away her fears"
In the 20th stanza, the 3rd line... "I woke up dizy (should be DIZZY) from this dream"
This is just too darn funny. This is worth a trophy in MY book at least. Good luck in the contest.
♥ Touchof1der -
It bought a smile to my lips, unglossed...that weeds amazing!!!!!
All the best in the contest...Sue
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Charming ;)
Thats some funny shit! Very creative......Good luck!
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