Then I`m guessing, this could be it
Like a steaming hot turd, all afloat
It really is, the worst poem I ever wrote
It is a shame, it is a pity
This poem is so shitty
Nobody will give this poem a cheer
Reading it, will give them diarrhea
If you read this, you need a good slap
It is not a poem, it is just plain crap
You wonder why, I sit up so late
Just so on this page, I can defecate
Did you hope to read something clean and pure?
But instead you get to read, this awful manure
Do you think of me as a rare species?
Writing a poem about, nothing but feces
Oops I just farted, No, I followed throughI think I just filled my undies, up with a poo
I better go to the toilet, get rid of this lump
While I`m there, might as well take another dump
I`m always in the shit with the wife, thats scary
On any given day, Its only the depth, that may vary
I`ll finish this poem now, I`m off to the bog
I`ll sit and ponder, as I drop a great log
So thats all folks, not many good bits
Just enough to read, and give you the SHITS
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