It all started when Aunt Cabbagina ended up as coleslaw!
Uncle Albert just fell off his stem and cracked his head
He and Uncle Kale 'headed' for the salt block early
And I guess I don't need to tell you what happened next!
Oh I do..well..they were getting pretty fermented..
most pickled you might say..and that is when Uncle Albert decided~~~~
from now on it must be known what was the real evolution of man
and united the heads of each garden row, and implemented his plan
What is now known as the Cabbage Patch Kid explosion,
took the world by storm and with such powerful emotion.
Using children to spread the truth about mans birth,
was a stroke of genius and definitely enhanced our worth.
So our roots must be herald and knowledge passed along
and send the monkey's back to the jungle where they belong!
Now don't let the skeptics spin a web of deception,
just don't pay attention to what they might say.
Rise up all you cabbage heads and let us unite,
grab an asparagus spear and join in the fight.
Watermelons may think that they run the show,
but now we'll tell the world what they should know!
Gold trophy winner
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