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A bird joke


Down by the river~
skipping stones;
just whiling away the evening hours
when...
a mallard swims towards me
smiling.
I look at it~
it looks at me;
and then it shouts, "DUCK"!
I shout back, "I KNOW"!

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  • pocket pixie gold member
    April 13
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    hehehe

    you got trophies on it, too
    that's the best part.


  • maralisa silver member
    March 7, 2008

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    great sence of humer in this poem i like it thank you and good luck in my contest lol duck then i shout back i know


  • Stormy Days
    February 4, 2008
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    this is a cute write very good wow really funny thanks for entering and makeing me laugh


  • kiwigirljacks gold member
    January 24, 2008
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    haha... I wonder what it was telling you to duck from??

    thanks for entering


  • poorme
    October 28, 2007
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    Thanks for entering


  • Saosin
    October 23, 2007
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    lol thanks for entering


  • Angel Of Heaven99
    September 22, 2007
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    hehe, this was short,cute and funny. Thanks for entering it! Good luck


  • lilblueeyesmine1978
    September 12, 2007

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    funny

    this was quite good. it made me laugh thanks for entering my contest and brightening my day. good luck in the contest. i hope to read more from you maybe after the contest.

  • Starz of Heaven gold member
    September 10, 2007

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    Ok Hehe im back to read your bird joke again very very funny I love this so much it makes me smile from ear to ear goodluck to you in this contest.Best wishes


  • guttermouth
    September 1, 2007

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    Okay, this is probably the funniest thing I've read so far on AP. Very tongue in cheek, witty... can't believe it was only a silver trophy effort. I must go see what got the gold now.


    • guttermouth
      September 1, 2007
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      Ummm... yeah... I wish I could give you a gold trophy for this. You should have won, easily.


  • tawk gold member
    August 26, 2007
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    This is so funny I am still laughing. Good luck in the contest


  • Jeremy0826 silver member
    August 26, 2007

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    LOL!  This is great!

    Well done and good luck to you in

    the contest! 

     

     

     

     

    Jeremy0826


  • Luna Tique Fringe
    August 26, 2007
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    Cute, real cute...hehe

  • Starz of Heaven gold member
    August 26, 2007
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    Haha This made me laugh
    Very funny indeed goodluck to you

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