Uncle 'pickles' saw the doctor
because he had a pickled brain
doc prescribed red cabbage
till he went insane
he wasn't eating meat
and developed green blood cells
i advised against the vegetables
because he 'guffed' acrid smells
Auntie 'pickles' was just as bad
she stuffed herself with sprouts
she farted at the church hall
the silly old sour 'kraut'
Both are trying to mend their ways
and eat a balanced diet
a nice cheesy pizza
would keep the 'pickles' quiet
A contest entry
- E = M C Sauerkraut! or the Theory of OMG They're My What? by AliceinPoetryLand.
1850 points, ended September 9, 2007, 7 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Excellent! Loved this one! Great story, rhyme, rhythm and wit.
Thanks for entering our crazy contest
Gaylene
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Dear Peter,
A good laugh was had by ME! You are so funnnnny my dear friend! Best of luck in the contest. God bless you.
Hugs and love,
Petratani
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LOL this is really good!! No sauerkraut here!! Well done. Funny contest. Good luck to you.
Jeannie -
This is so funny,Peter, hope you win the contest...mary
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this was a cheery one to start the day. good luck with the contest
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