I am supposed to be in a relationship with a girl I have known for, it seems like forever. I never thought of her in the light of a lover or girlfriend since both of us are into the guys. But one day after a terrible fight, in which we did not speak to one another for a month, she came to my work and said she had acted that way because she was falling in love with me.
I was confused but still said yes we'd date. Since then things were good for a while, but I am a little suspicious she is seeing guys on the side. Should I question her or leave it be? She has been with so many guys and I think they've been some black guys, Oh did I mention she has a son that thinks he has 2 mommies?
I don't know what to do.
Miss Confused in Tennessee.
Dear Confused,
Honey, If you were going to pull a Willow, (the gay lady from Buffy The Vampire Slayer) you should have done it with someone who is used to having only girls! Cause once you have a man and have had men for as long as you can remember there is no going without 'em. You should loose that hussy and forget she ever existed or yous gonna end up a hurtin. Go back to what you know, go for the opposite sex.
Good luck with that, deary,
Annie
Author notes
Yeah I know. It's Nuts.
A contest entry
- Advice Column Contest by galfalfa.
550 points, ended September 8, 2007, 11 entries
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Well I guess this would be a dilemma for some. It was an interesting read. I think both male and femsle can have this problem. Thanks for sharing. You take care, Sandy
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Thank you for entering my contest, not really ha ha funny but you gave some sound advice,
galfalfa
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I thought the part about "pulling a Willow" was funny and other people did too. Its also funny cause it actually happened, and we'll probably all be laughing once the people involved realize the craziness of the situation.
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I'm sorry, i'm sure its my lacking here..for i didnt find it funny
I'm too much the old fuddy duddy i think...plus the way you say guys and then black guys separately - they are all just guys to me.
But thank you for entering,
galfalfa
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Intelligent
This entry is brought a grin to my face. I also have known people with this problem.
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It seemed like a real problem at first! I actually knew a couple that had this exact problem. The girl who dated guys on the side DID go back to guys.
The ending line though I think you should remove, because you have just given advice and now you say you arent qualified to give it. Just a thought. -
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What makes it even funnier is the fact that it is real. No joke this is really still happening.
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