Mahatma Gandhi walked every where in his bare feet so we can assume that he had callouses on them.
He didnt eat a very good diet so he was probebly quite frail.
Neither did he visit a dentist at any time so we can safely say that he had bad breath.
He was...
A super calloused, fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis
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this is not my own work. I heard it the other day but I just couldnt resist it
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lol, was he a mystic???
sarcastic little shit said when asked what he thought of western civilisation; 'I think it is a good idea'.
didn't stop the cheeky fucker sponging our national health glasses!
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Thought you might like to hear about Mary Poppins, who checked into a hotel the other day. She ordered the breakfast, but hardly touched her poached eggs. Before leaving, she just managed to eat some cauliflower in cheese sauce. And this is what she wrote in the comments book
Super cauliflower and cheese, but eggs were quite atrocious. -
Haha yes I have heard this before, sorry, I can't really give you a trophy for something that isn't your own work but it made me laugh all the same! Thanks for your entry and take care x
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wow there is a slant..didn't expect that..thought you were describing me lol..best of luck xx
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