The overlook of the Waterfall was blocked off
No one in or out without my permission
Said the officer in charge
This is now to be treated as a murder investigation
This is the crime report
This morning a family of 5 came up to the lookout
Watching the waterfall flow beautiful and free
The unnamed adult female looked over the fence
Then she fell into the raging waters of the river
We asked everyone what happened
They all said she just fell over
Her sister in law said it was her weight
That had broken the fence
We seached over every square inch
No evidence did we find
They will file for us
A missing persons report
The investigation is closed
It is clear to me
No body
No crime
This just looks like an accident
Hopefully she will surface soon
The family did not take this well
They are all in shock
A beautiful day for a family outing
Then tragedy strikes
We left them with our card and number
You can call anytime
We will keep you informed
On any new leads
I thought to myself as he walked by
Remembering what he had said
You cant prove murder
Without the body
And just between you and me
The hungry Piranha
I threw in the water
Took care of her for me :)










You are a riot. This was great. 

I am tickled with this and think you have such a funny sense of humor and talent for writing! 
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