Uncle Mason's pretty drunk
toss him quickly in the trunk
Auntie Mello's throwing up
kick her out now, so abrupt
Brother Mikey's pinching others
mostly sisters, not his brothers
Cousin Bertha's kissing me
grounds for murder, yessiree!
Grandpa Billy's breath is foul
wrap his head up in a towel
Grandma Lucy's eyes are glazed
I think she died in seven ways
Sister Annie stole my lunch
I'm gonna give her such a punch!
This van is filled up much too tight.
Let's ditch some of these folks tonight.
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Splendidly funny!
I love this very funny poem... and it sounds like the vacation from Hell.
Thank you for sharing this very funny poem with us! 
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