Me and My Teddy Ran Away from the butcher
With him hard on our heels with his cleaver raised
In my hand a string of savs in teddy’s a mutton roast
Through the market knocking over many stalls
Behind us a loud cursing as the butcher trips
Laughing out loud we swipe some fruit
A banana in my mouth an apple in his
Passing a constable I quickly bash his hat
Over the eyes making the silly cobber blind
With so many on our tails we race to the pie stand
And start to fling all that nice hot ammo
Beef mince and gravy soon heats things up a notch
The pie vendor isn’t much help with his interfering
But the fun fun fun is just to good to pass up
Oh good shot teddy you got the cop in the groin
Down he goes all red in the face fist raised
And from teddy a single claw his personal salute
Soon the ground is slick with slippery pie juices
Time to gap it before reinforcements arrive
Pass a soda stand pinching a few bottles as well
Out of town down the hill as fast as we can go
Across the bridge and into daemons creepy woods
A wrong turn and soon we are both hopelessly lost
In the middle of a skeletal forest of sinister trees
Not a sound but our hard breathing to be heard
Rasping echoes as we try to get our bearings
Then out of no where something hollers
“I SMELL SOMETHING AND I WANT IT TOO”
Wah teddy you coward stop pointing at me!
It’s probably some town folk playing a prank
Anyway what are you worried about you aren’t alive
Oh hold on I am! Hey teddy come back
Now all alone cold sweat pouring down my spine
“THUD” Ted’s eyeless head rolls into my feet!
Dropping everything I run as fast as I can
Then my legs are running on nothing at all
The last of me too be heard is my screams
“AAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!
Author notes
heh just a long bit of fun, for ya, story/poem kinda goofy but then im in a strange mood lol.
Just letting loose some very lite humor
A contest entry
- Me And My Teddy by Starz of Heaven.
475 points, ended August 27, 2007, 7 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Back to visit your poem before I judge this contest thank you for your entry it is a real good poem
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lol..
I just cant tell you how much I loved this. Wonderful job.
Despair
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omg gf you have such a creative mind
this is amazing writing!!
I am working my butt off here
but had to stop by for a read.
good luck with the contest!
now I am off to bed only 2 more shifts to go in a series of seven...yipes!
happy weekend
Hugs Moony
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Hehe this is funny I like it you ran away from the butcher what was he going to do to you He was going to make you into meat to be sold I would of ran away to.This has a wicked twist into horror and I like that. Thank your entry and goodluck in the contest. xxxx
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