Hail, Daddy... here's the mace!
Spray it in our auntie's face!
Our reunion's sure of doom
with Auntie Mary in the room.
Hail, Mother, run and hide!
Here comes cousin Frankenstein!
He's the one who pinches hard.
let's toss him outside in the yard.
Hail, Sister, here's your chance!
On this trip, please find romance.
Marry someone far away.
Move out quickly, HEY HEY HEY!
Hail, Grandma, where's you at?
Eating fudge with uncle Pat?
Save a little there for me!
You're as fat as fat can be!
Hail, Harry, full of haste!
All you do is such a waste!
This reunion's full of ire
since you set our car on fire!
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- THE GREAT INTERNATIONAL PASTIME: Family Vacation Arguments!! by Melodies.
475 points, ended August 28, 2007, 7 entries
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Sounds like someone just had a bad time at a family reunion, lol.
Your poem explains why I avoid family get-togethers...I have a family fairly similar to the one you wrote about.
Thanks for the chuckle...not enough people make me laugh around here. "_
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ha ha ha ha ha!!!! oh i needed a good laugh and this surely did the trick! Thanks for the smile!
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Oh, jeez... how did you know?
Family reunions!
What fun! I got a lot of smiles from these lines... 
Very fun to read! I like the rhyming... 
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