A really nice poem
Written by
EDNA SWEETLOVE
Whilst sitting on a train, my head buried in a book,
Avoiding any stranger's lurking ugly eyeball,
I terrifyingly felt a huge fat hot grotesque fart
Building up in my rectum, getting ready to let rip,
'Oh holy Satan', I shrieked in terror as I realised
The terrifying fart was now heading down my pipe, almost on the loose.
FFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP it exotically went,
Like a thunderclap heralding the end of the world!
The mighty fart roared through the carriage like a hurricane;
None could ignore such exquisite anal-emitted beauty.
Heads swivelled, people fainted, children giggled in awe,
And I swear I heard the sound of excitable applause
From the train driver as he played with his controls.
But know ye verily farts survive not by sound alone, oh no:
And the most dreadful stench oozed forth from my strident bot,
A stench so vile and dire and foul I begged for death's kind kiss.
It has been writ that a fart warns to us of what is yet to come
And thus it was on this celebrated and glorious occasion:
There was a mighty follow-through, not a single turd however
(My skintight rubber panties prevented emergence of any solids),
But a good half gallon of putrid yellow diarrhoea pumped out daringly,
Causing untold damage to the upholstery of the commuter choo-choo.
How really very fortunate I was getting out at the very next station,
Or else I should have been asphyxiated by by the noisome pong.
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would have been most embarrassing! Thanks for entering and good luck!
