I am the best;
I have all the armor.
I rule over you with an iron fist;
I am the best you are no match.
I don't sleep I have no need,
I am better then you I have no life.
I look around and find I am alone;
I have no need for a wife.
I am alone I have no friends,
But why should I have a need?
I have every item I will ever need;
I am better then you, I am level nine hundred and two.
You call me names, I call you a noob;
You think you're better but I have news.
You have not met any like me before;
I'm a godmoding fool and I have no need for you.
I laugh at you when you die;
I wonder why I continue.
Life is so lonely at the top,
I feel arthritis setting in.
Author notes
Yep .. okay maybe not what you were looking for? .. any way .. hope you enjoy!
A contest entry
- God Modding by Sensual Sapphire.
1300 points, ended August 25, 2007, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please be up front and honest and tell me what you think.
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lvl 999
HP 9999999999
Mp 9999999999
Armour +999 to strength
Sword +999 to dexterity
Ring of Power +999 to Mana
Necklace of Life +999 to life
I know the type well they get off on killing everyone who is a lower level that they are. Tell me what sense that makes what do they get out of it? They feel superior because they spend hours upon end building up their levels. There are those who need to get more than just a RPG life. Ever see the WoW South Park episode. Funny as hell. -
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Yes that was a good episode, "Carpal Tunnel!!" XD
All gamers have seen those people, whether or not they know them personally is another story, but all games have seen them at one point or another (even newbies know them).
Now .. that isn't to say building levels is bad, because it isn't, but your goal should not be to make fun of others. Obviously higher combat means you plan to kill people, but to tease and make fun of them? No. That's just childish and stupid.
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