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Things not to say when stopped for a speeding ticket

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"I'm not as think as you drunk I am ociffer"

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  • Haiku-bless-you silver member
    September 5, 2007

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    Your graphic is something I hate to see in my rearview mirror LOL Your reply is not self incriminating...not too much...LOL Thanks for entering this contest.

    Dennis


  • katie-jo
    August 28, 2007

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    i really don't care for humorous poetry that much, but this one is better than some that i've read. well done.
    thank you for entering and good luck in the contest.

  • piccola silver member
    August 28, 2007

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    good luck with that one. Doesn't anyone try the pregnant thing any more? One of my husbands studants claims he has ovarian cancer. Yep...it's a guy.


  • NickN
    August 26, 2007

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    I was caught driving drunk once. I bullshitted myself out of it. I just got a ticket for "improper lane usage" because I was swerving a bit while changing the CD.... lameness... Never paid that ticket either. Oops.

    -Nick


  • Whispering Wind Moderators member
    August 22, 2007

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    YES!YES! HOOT HOOT! I do love this!...Thank you so much for the laugh...I really needed that


  • moonbumps silver member
    August 22, 2007
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    Just how many have you had?!!!!
    Lovely!


  • Samantha-.
    August 22, 2007
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    lol
    hehehehe
    that was a good one
    it was pretty funnie
    and i like funnie


  • sunflowerpoet
    August 22, 2007

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    Weee! That was so funny and creative! Excellent write, this one! I loved the image, and the line too Good luck with the contest, wish you will win!


  • JeannieD Hunter gold member
    August 21, 2007

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    LOL Too funny!!! I can just imagine what people have really said! Love the police car too!! Good luck in the contest.

    Jeannie


  • klassy lassy
    August 21, 2007

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    heheheh... yeah, some thinkle will peep you are under the alfulence of incohol! I once had a boyfriend who used to quip, and joke about saying, "top O'the morning to ye, ociffer!" You sure took me back!

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