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ONE LINER-TRAFFIC STOP



Did you pull me over because of the drugs under the seat, the body in the trunk, or the burned out tail-light?

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  • DareU2Byourself
    September 5, 2007
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    I really like this one. Couldn't have thought it up myself! Thanks for sharing


  • Haiku-bless-you silver member
    September 5, 2007

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    Ha Ha! Are you looking for free room and board? Good one...Thanks for entering this contest.

    Dennis


  • katie-jo
    August 26, 2007

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    Funny.
    Wonder why he pulled you over? lol
    Good job.
    Thanks for entering and good luck in the contest.


  • Soulful Woman silver member
    August 26, 2007
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    This was very good...Well, did you ever find out why he pulled you over? lol
    Soulful Woman


  • Samantha-.
    August 22, 2007
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    LMAO! This was funnie!!! Haha


  • sunflowerpoet
    August 22, 2007
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    Lollllllllllll.... It was a great write, awesome job there! Excellent job... I am betting my money on this one for the gold!

  • piccola silver member
    August 21, 2007

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    lmao...all of the above? very funny. I love to smile early in the morning...then housework isn't so bad.


  • JeannieD Hunter gold member
    August 21, 2007

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    LOL Now somehow that doesn't seem to be the best thing to say at a time like that! Heehee Well done. Good luck in the contest.

    Jeannie


  • Dragons Lady
    August 20, 2007

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    *rofl* funny

    This is a wonderful one liner. Well, I guess any of the above or all of the above will get him put in jail. LOL. Great one. Good luck in the contest.


  • poeticweaver gold member
    August 20, 2007

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    LMAO~
    A wonderfully penned one liner bro.
    You're killing me here..
    Thanks for sharing, you rock this one.


    -Timothy aka poeticweaver


  • HeavenScent4U
    August 20, 2007

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    ummmmmmmmmmmmm if this isn't a gold winner sweetheart, i don't know what it and you know what, i would be a smartass enough to say it even knowing i have been driving with an expired license for the past 4 months nest of luck in the comtest. be well and be blessed

  • Starz of Heaven gold member
    August 20, 2007

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    haha this is sooooo funny if i could give you more then three clapies I woul. The drugs under the seat made me laugh the body in the trunk had me rolling


  • Griswold gold member
    August 20, 2007

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    Roflmao!!!! Hey I forgot about that one, I think I used it once. Great one buddy. Best of luck...Scott


    • PassionsPromise gold member
      August 20, 2007
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      LMAOOOOOOOOOO You did remember we were cruising down down the highway, when the police pulled us over, your ex was in the trunk and i was rolling us a fat blunt....woooa those were the good ole days...ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      and we were missing the whole damn lens to the back tailight/

  • PassionsPromise gold member
    August 20, 2007

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    sweeet fricken love of poets lmaooooooooooo between you and damn Scottie, my damn sides hurt. This was OMG.....wooweee.
    Well done on this one liner.
    Now i want to kno wwhat you were doing driving my car???? LMAOOOOOO
    Tory

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