She is innocent!
/uh huh/
She did not lie!
/oh really/
She did not do it!
/did she/
Cross her heart, hope to die, stick ten needles in her eye!
/whatever/
They say Cinderella,
very 'poor' at the time.
snuck down a chimney,
and stole presents from Ms.Lime.
"Oh, that Christmas was so sad,
wah, wah" cried her daughter Cass
Ms.lime yelled and screamed,
her melodramatic ___
As if I had the time,
I had things to do.
I know its wasn't Cinderella
I just wondered, who?
"Why is her name CINDER-ella" Cass screamed,
Eh she swept a couple of chimneys, I replied.
I know who did it,
That is not a lie.
Ms.lime,
tired of Cass's mean tyrant ways,
She burned the gifts!
Because of the most shouting I ever heard in days...
I LEFT!
I even got invited to Cinderella wedding
What a happy ending.
Author notes
I TRIED, SO DONT LAUGH or insult me.
I havent written in a looooooooooooooooooong time
pity me. :-(
A contest entry
- Fairytale Felonies, Misdemeanors and Indictable Offenses by Melodies.
550 points, ended August 21, 2007, 6 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Hey this could be a really good song, and you think it is cheesy so that is perfect for it
well done
congrats on bronze
be well and be blessed
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Heyyyy, this is really funny. I never knew cinderella was so close to the slammer. LOL. _cliff
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thanks
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It was really good. The only thing is how it ends so abruptly! I really do like it though Great Job and Congradulations on the trophy!
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Wonderful Poem
Congratulations Nora on winning the Bronze in the contest. Your poem was a pleasure to read. Thank you for sharing it with us. You take care, Sandy
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Thank you so much and was really unsure. Thank you. The idea of fairy tale felons was really good to build off of. _nora
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I shall NOT pity you... no, no, no...
I shall CONGRATULATE YOU! 
This poem is delightful and I loved reading it because it is written in such a clever way with the dialogue... 
I love dialogue in poems! Your story is so funny and the images that come to mind are such sparky fun! 
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