Conditional Love

Act intelligent
But no more than I
Develop wit and Sarcasm
But blend it with kindness
Then maybe I'll be charmed with your humor

Say what is politically correct
But don't agree to make others feel worthy
Learn to express your opinon
but never be too pushy
Then maybe I'll consider you

Straighten your hair
and dye it blonde
Suck in your stomache
stand with your chest out
Then maybe I'll think you worthy of a glance

Paint a night sky
like none others have ever seen
Play a symphony
But give it words
Then maybe I'll listen to you

Make me question life
but not the way I live it
Be condisending towards others
But flatter me with compliments
Then maybe I'll pretend to like the way you look

Make others believe you are better than they
But never say it yourself
Give the air of royalty
but never act holier than thou
Then maybe I'll bestow upon you the gift of my presence

Count all the stars in the sky
Catch the wind in a bottle
Feed all the starving children
Hold the world in your hands
Then maybe I'll love you