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The Sporting Life

Football season is here again.
How I just hate to wait.
I should be out buying candy,

for my over-sized date.

Baseball season has come again.
The end, I'll be dreading.
I should be out renting a tux,
for our white trash wedding.

NASCAR season has come again.
How I love the sporting life.
I should be out having a drink,
for to forget my toothless wife.

Author notes

It would be irresponsible to say EVERY man's prerogative.
But close enough.

 

 

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  • Ted E Bare gold member
    October 8, 2007

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    Ahhhhh, so true how we wait for the things we enjoy to do and put everything else off just so we can do them(lol). I love this picture so much that I had to lift it. May even post a holloween contest with it (of course you would have to write something different if you choose to enter, but thanks for the picture). I want to thank you for entering my "The Procrastination Station" contest.

    Ted E


  • LadyDementia gold member
    September 11, 2007
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    Fantastic

    It made me laugh! Good luck!