A really Bad Day lol

A cool breeze stirs an otherwise humid day,
Everyone is out doing whatever comes to mind,
Me as usual well I’m sitting here steering at a screen,
Why well who knows why cause I sure don’t,
I tried to live a normal life like all the other Joes,
But hell what’s the point of this boring existence?

Wake up have a munch break a mirror with my looks,
Hah life sucks I know it and now you know it,
I go for a walk cross the road and bam,
I’m road kill all fur guts and sinew,
Then I remember I’m not a cat I’m me,
Confused yet then that makes two of us,

I’ve started typing some meaningless characters,
Well maybe to me they are but then to you it something else,
I’m outside again climbing a tree and the dam branch breaks,
One, two, three then crack instant sex change,
Just my luck the last branch is a doosy,
I blink was it a nightmare or did it happen?

But the cold ice pack tells its own truths,
I walk with to left feet and talk on a repetitive scale,
Must explain why I’m a continuous accident,
Making a cuppa hmmm what’s that smell?
Just like roast meat although a little overdone,
Oh hell my hands is what’s cooking,
Left the element on and now I’m well done,

Cooling it under running water ahhhhh,
Makes a difference well not by much at any rate,
Crap the jugs going nuts I reach over to pull the plug,
And whoa it’s the forth of July in my own kitchen,
Wet hands meet live plug instant lightshow,
Lucky for me the fuse gives up the ghost,
Across the room I fly and through the wall,
So much for well built houses as I land with a crash,

And now I sit here with my hair standing on end,
An ice pack melting over my nether regions,
My eyes aglow and the occasional ark flitting across my vision,
My hand is a mess of cracked blistering skin,
And I’m typing with one finger going woodpecker style,
And all that’s going through my head at the moment is,
Why the hell did I even bother to get out of bed?


By Kindredblood