Did you hear about Sue
She's having an affair with George
But isn't he married
Why, yes of course.
You know that Steve guy
He's got to be gay.
Have you seen him swish
No real man would walk that way.
If you can't say
Anything nice about someone.
You must come sit next to me.
Gossip, is so much fun.
You know those aren't real
And that ratty bleach blonde hair.
She's got the morals of an alley cat
All she ever does is swear.
Well, you know Mary's last baby
Her husband isn't the father.
You know what's even worse
The father is her brother.
Telling stories out of class
Gossip is my name.
Often the object of scorn
My object is to defame.
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