The Perfect Solution

I'm in love with this mathematician
Her green eyes and blond hair have got me down
I feel like I'm having a premonition
Like she and me'll be getting it down

I'm in love with this mathematician
Her green eyes and red hair have got me down
One day, I want to petition
Her feelings. 'Cause I feel I could drown.

I'm in love with this mathematician
Her red eyes and white hair have got me down
I think there's a name for her condition
Albino. No, she moved out of town.

I was in love with this mathematician
She never really got me down
'Till one day I mentioned Fermat's Theorem
I'd never felt quite so shut down

I'm in love with this mathematician
Though she doesn't know it yet
I think this one'll be different
Though it might be good if we'd met.

I'm falling in love with a mathematician
Her beautiful eyes and long golden curls
Shame she's not really an option
I could've introduced her to the Fibonacci curl.

I fell in love with this mathematician
A long time ago, its started to seem.
Now she's my friend, with no conditions
So long as she stays well away from my dreams

I'm falling in love with this mathematician
I don't know her name, age or race
In fact, by my own admission,
I've never actually seen her face.

I'd like to fall in love with some mathematician
But I'm going away soon, for a very long time.
This poem's ending, with a new revelation
I've yet to find the perfect solution.