It would be best if condoms
came in medium large and small
instead of having just one size
that claims to be for all
The trouble is with this of course
men being what they are
would not admit to being small
or slightly under par
They`d all be buying extra large
coz they would not admit
That actually the extra small
would be a better fit
Us ladies say it all the time
we try to make it clear
that size is not important
but the men don`t seem to hear
A good imagination
and a steamy licky tongue
is really more exciting
than the need to be well hung
A contest entry
- For Poets With 15 Trophys Or Less Only by Mercury Rising.
600 points, ended August 22, 2007, 10 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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sighs.. i have read this before fee,,but i am happy to read again and again.you are a minxette with this bold piece ,,love it/you
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This is some funny stuff indeed. Just a delight to read. Best of luck in my contest, and thanks for entering this hilarious piece.
David
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i went to the chemist and asked for a box of condoms 'large size'....surprise.... i got a box of 144.
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Such a funny write, I am still laughing
To me size does not matter either it is the way you use your unique gifts given to you lol. Great write thanks for the laugh this morning
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Well it's a matter of personal opinion of course, but I'd go for a well hung specimen every time! Funny poem, and an enjoyable read though. Keep it up - in more ways than one!
Ann
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you would ahemm blush
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