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I am a knight, yae a handsome awesome sight,
clad in steel armour all gleaming and bright.
Ten sizes too large and I with a petite head,
so I dodge around in side so I won’t get dead.
I rescue thy sweet maidens from dragons galore,
and seduce them swiftly upon yonder bedroom floor.
My weapon is awesome, the largest in the land,
and it follows me fondly, dragging in the sand.
Inside the armour it cannot fitest there within,
how can it get angry or swollen wrapped in tin??
My goodness gracious there is no time to tarry,
the maiden’s sole job is for it to carefully carry.
But they make sure to walk behind and carry it
as any step backwards sends me ass over tit.
Though by the other knights it is quite admired,
especially when I lean back on it when I get tired.
A few quick rubs to clean and shake off the dirt,
and it’s ready for action for the next loose skirt.
But after slaying 50 large dragons the other day,
saving maidens galore who had all cum my way,
I experienced a piercing searing hot penal pain,
I was standing on it with both steel shoes again.
But absolute exhaustion I had doth finally acquired,
I could not lift my feet for I was much too tired.
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A contest entry
- Para-normal, crypto zoology, aliens, anything far out....okay adding MAGICAL MYSTICAL THINGS...Just don't give me ORDINARY! by islekine.
600 points, ended September 9, 2007, 11 entries
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Please move to my make me laugh
contest...thanks!
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This is hilarious!
I love it...I have a contest going right now..make me laugh...hint hint..lol
Write on!
*PEACE*
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the two bunnies
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in this poem, it sounds like it is written more in old english. "Awesome" sounded awkward in this poem. i would use another word. clandescent? pictureque? novel?
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You are something else..
Hilarious.
Jin
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The knight is awesome in this sequel all right, though not as deadly as in your 'first best friend.' If you want to meet an Indian knight go to www.allpoetry.com/poem/3192394
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i have not been here for quite sometime... i hope to read a better write the next time i check in....much love...lookingglass.....however, you will always be my favorite....so my loyalty will give you three applauds
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This is absolutely brilliant. the rhyme of this is perfect and it had such a great flow. And I so enjoyed the humor of this. It really made me laugh. Well done. YOu should enter this in a contest.
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hi my dear daddy
wow...when you turned to a knight? It was interesting for me that you didn't write it for any contest; so the idea is all yours.
Love you
Shahrzad
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awesome weapon...
Quite a weapon... but a burden to carry!
Great fun to read mate!
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LMAO
You have totally lost your mind. This poem is so bad it’s wonderful! With well rhyming couplets you effectively made me laugh so hard I had to go pee. Shakespeare is rolling in his grave.
Love,
Amera ♥
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Amusingly engaging
Great write, made me smile too.Liked it lots.
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Oh this is wonderfully written. I love the humor you have expressed. Well done. I love the rhyme and flow. Keep rhyming.
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You are my favorite rhyming poet.
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