Somewhere beyond gummies and molasses
I need to calculate
what creates my evil gasses
and I'm addicted to papaya fruit
candy is dandy
but fruit helps you poop
I feel a gaseous blow
I think I will explode
I think it's safe to say I'm suffering from diarrhea!
Can't hold it in at all
Give me Pepto Bismol
I hate to say it, but I am suffering from diarrhea!
(shitting away, shitting away, shitting away)
It all began when I was constipated
ate too much cheese which right now seems really stupid
my friends then force-fed me ex-laxative
It tastes like major shit
And now I'm suffering from diarrhea
I feel a gaseous blow
I think I will explode
I think it's safe to say I'm suffering from diarrhea!
Can't hold it in at all
Give me Pepto Bismol
I hate to say it, but I am suffering from diarrhea!
(shitting away, shitting away, shitting away,
shitting away, shitting away, shitting away,
shitting away, shitting away, shitting away a big terd)
Somewhere beyond gummies and molasses
I need to calculate
what creates my evil gasses
and I'm addicted to papaya fruit
candy is dandy
but fruit helps you poop
I feel a gaseous blow
I think I will explode
I think it's safe to say I'm suffering from diarrhea!
Can't hold it in at all
Give me Pepto Bismol
I hate to say it, but I am suffering from diarrhea!
I feel a gaseous blow
I think I will explode
I think it's safe to say I'm suffering from diarrhea!
Can't hold it in at all
Give me Pepto Bismol
I hate to say it, but I am suffering from diarrhea!
A contest entry
- NO RULES, WINNER TAKES ALL by Gone.
300 points, ended August 20, 2007, 6 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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this was brilliant comic relief while judging this contest.. I actually like that song, but I was impressed how easily you turned it into comedy!
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Glad you liked it. i've been working on that for a month now trying to get it just right!
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by the way, you should look up the spelling of diarroeah... I think thats right... but you should check it
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my microsoft word spellcheck makes it Diarrhoea
maybe it's different in the UK -
I spell checked it before i posted this
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This is so funny and I think we can all relate
Wonderful funny imagery and emotions. You made me laugh. Good luck in the contest and thanks for the laugh
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cheers for entering, i will comment when I judge
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