"Tonight's the night."
He said to himself..
"I'll slaughter the fat man, and that damn elf."
He strapped on his favorite ruby red pumps,
And looked in the mirror.
"Sexy," he said as he slammed his beer.
He slopped on his best blonde wig.
And zipped up his dress.
Walked out to the kitchen, "What a fucking mess.."
The mess will have to wait.
Tonight he was on a mission.
Although he was out of ammunition...
He got the biggest butcher knife in his drawer.
With a smirk on his lipstick grin,
"Tonight's the night.. Fat Man, I'll win!"
As he walked out of his one bedroom shithole,
And his heels clicked to a stop...
His bubble gum bubble burst with a "POP!"
To his favorite street corner he strut.
Underneath the dim and broken street light.
After an hour of waiting, the frost hit his ankles with a bite.
His moment to shine was drawing near.
He could feel it in his pale body.
Finally.. a man drove up, "Hey, hotty."
"Get in, we'll go for a cruise."
He got in gently, put his purse on the floor.
Put his legs in, and shut the Caddie door.
As they pulled up to a vacant parking lot.
Not another car in sight,
He whipped out his tool, "Now, honey, don't bite.."
He looked into the fat man's face.
His eyes skimmed the deepened red suit.
Gentle his smile, "You're wearing Brute.."
Just then, the rage began.
"You stupid fat fuck!"
He stabbed at Santa, but Santa ducked.
He tried again.
This time he did not miss.
Fat Man's tummy.. deflated with a hiss.
There sit Santa.. huntched over and dead.
"I told you, you little prick.."
"If you didn't get me my present, this would end quick."
"When I was eleven..
All I ever wanted.. you fucking stupid shit...
Was that autographed, and bound baseball mitt."
"But now you're life is mine.
You are dead forever.
I told you... this year, I'd be more clever."
Author notes
When I saw that picture..
The words flew out of my mind.
I had to write about it.
Option 14
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A contest entry
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OHHHH! That hurt so good!
Love~
Az
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Honestly Twisted-Loving It
Detail! Unbelievable! Wonderful work...you are definitely a favorite of mine!
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...can I just crawl up into the left half of your brain and nurse off of the tainted festering electro pulses....
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disturbingly funny
I read this before seeing the picture, it was discriptive enough that the picture was not needed for me.it was funny in a twisted sort of way, Santa stiffed me once too!Good write
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This was hilarious!! I loved it, especially after seeing the picture fits so perfect with the way you expressed it in your poem. I couldn't have pulled something as good as this for a pic inspiration. I don't have any fav. lines cause they're all good. Great piece! Best of luck, and thanks for entering my contest
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You did the picture justice.
Good reading.
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jessus fuck now you wont get no presents, love this it takes you through and the suspense builds up as it goes through it like hitchcock, the only thing i would say is dont give the fact away that it is santa till right at the end that way it becomes a nice little twist if you get me but that said great writng loved it
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Dude
Reminds me of Jeff. Star
hmmm
He's sexy
This poem is sexy
Great write
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yes this is twisted, but entertaining in a very dark way. The poem gave me the creeps! Good one!
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Thank you!
Now tell me that picture I used didn't give you something mentally?
It's an inspiring picture for me. XD
I'm glad you enjoyed this, my friend.
xx.
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Damn sweetie..
-giggles-
I absolutely
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Hehe!
Thank you!!
Like I said, it was totally based on that picture.
It just came to me. XD
<3<3
xx.
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